If you’re looking for funny and dirty jokes, you’ve come to the right place.
Confucius say:
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy.
to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong–man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate–come in handy.
Virgin like balloon–one prick, all gone.
Orgasm Types, Dirty Jokes
- Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
- Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
- Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
- Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
- Sex while broke = Poorgasms
- Sex with a lion = Roargasms
- Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
- Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
- Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
- Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
- Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
- Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
- Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
- Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
- Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
More Orgasm Dirty Funny joke stuff here.
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair.
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, “I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.”
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, “I’ve never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look.”
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, “I’ve never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?”
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, “I hope you’re satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine.”
Her husband says, “You think you were embarrassed…I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me.”
